60 Nights of Horror #17: Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives, Laughs, Loves
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Friday the 13th part VI Jason Lives Laughs Loves
Tommy Jarvis can talk now, and someone paid for Jason Voorhees to have a gravestone? When did Jason get a gravestone?? Okay let's dig it up.
Oh he got a COFFIN too?? My brother in Christ this is a CASKET, a full couch casket, a badly sealed one, and okay I'm gonna say it's fair to assume Jason didn't get embalmed and didn't have a service which explains why his features aren't set-oh don't give him the mask.
that's how lighting works, I guess.
I bet he stinks like unwashed skin and piss.
Oh so this UNRECOGNIZABLE WORM FOOD has fully developed eyes, functional eyes, just fine, aight aight aight so you’re telling me this corpse…. this CORPSE is now jacked as fuck, got hands and everything, a big ol DUMPTRUCK.
I know it's a movie but Tommy Jarvis what a crock of shit, you stupid trash baby you know everything happens from here on out is 100% your fault.
Harry Manfredini did this soundtrack that is for some reason a fun action packed redo of The Shining.
This rapid fire recap of the plot in the sheriffs office is some Neil Simon shit.
Paul Bernardo and Julie Brown in Ted Bundy's beetle meet Jason in the woods
"What are you doing, you're not Dirty Harry."
"Yeah but I AM the Scarborough rapist!"
Her American Excess card tho, omg is this some kind of commentary on society??
The wheels on the bus go “Good luck and go fuck yourselves!”
The cast of Saved by the Bell ova heah.
Gotta open the camp in the middle of the 80s corporate paintballing retreat when an undead zombie interrupts your war, I've seen this episode of Daria… three yuppies in one slash! That's five yuppies in the last 4 minutes!
And the coppers yell “hit the noise and the cherries,” what part of the fuckin country is this?
This damn cemetery is a maze, we'll never find him. He's been dying to use his mail order laser sight. Yuppie trash.
does he think I'm a fart head? the children all yell "YEAAAAAH!"
Mario Lopez and the total lack of respect for indigenous history being taught in these camps
Well of course it's a messy act, she's wearing panty hose drinking warm champagne on a midnight piquenique in the woods.
Kathleen you led me astray… (dead)
every boyfriend says stay here
another twofer!
dead a Jason card game, of course. Lisa Turtle aka SISSY Lil girl who had a bad dream is called Nancy
10 more minutes of fucking? Felony does have really long songs… this girl stole her step dad's RV to fuck Patrick Dempsey/AC Slater, what a boss bitch move, too bad she can't stand in it. Slapstick murders to Alice Cooper make the world go round.
well now Jason standing on top of a flaming RV is just a postcard
For literally no reason besides laziness, the sheriff thinks Tommy Jarvis did this? I mean I SUPPOSE that's logical if I don’t have two brain cells to rub together.
Oh you got the Satanic Panic manual of occultism? Whatever, just slam thru it like John Travolta in Phenomenon, right?
KARLOFFS GENERAL MERCH HOUSE!
The values of Camp Forest Green:
FRIENDLINESS
SPORTSMANSHIP
INTEGRITY
COURAGE
SELF RELIANCE
TOLERANCE
leave it to the deputy to be contaminating a homicide
Men at Play magazine! I like her style! Aw man, Lisa Turtle I mean Sissy didn't deserve that.
These hamsters are WAY too big for this cage! that cage is too small! these hamsters got no place to go!
Jason Sixxx: women be drivin’
“because grownups think it's funny to be scared”
OFFICER CARPENTER IS CALLING SHERIFF GARRIS okay
“Flash into da cage! I been dyin ta use my mail order laser sights!”
dead
“Megan don't clown around” “I'm not the one with the funny red nose.”
Nothing good happens when a woman lets a man drive in this movie.
Kids are camping in the fall, the hamster cage is too small, men are driving, this is nonsense!
do you... do you have a crossbow, Jason? nope, he just throws a crossbow bolt with all the force of a crossbow. I mean... ACAB, right?
the scarediest girl in camp is learning a valuable lesson not to trust cops
… so several bullets wouldn't hurt Jason but a shotgun puts him on his back? for a second?
Alexa play Tubthumping by Chumbawumba
trevor: "ah yes, the chain."
me: "to chain him to the bottom of the lake, okay."
Trevor: "which is where he is in the beginning of part VII when the psychic girl wakes him up."
me: "uhhhh" trevor: "yeah part VII's about a psychic girl." me: "That's stupid." "dead meat." "well, what WERE you gonna be when you grow up?" you know who has that conversation now? kids in school shootings. yeah just light the water on fire, this is a terrible episode of supernatural
Me: "Jason where'd you get these work gloves?"
Trevor: "... work."
the fundamental lack of knowledge on how boat motors work
oh that WAS Tony Goldwyn!