60 Nights of Horror #24: Orphan: First Kill

There is nothing I can say about this film that wasn’t covered absolutely perfectly by Gaylords of Darkness. Like, I literally can’t say it any better. Go listen to Stacie and Anthony and find out why this film fits simultaneously into the themes of “Moms Having to Clean Up After Their Shit Head Kids,” and “Horror Comedy!” Because it IS a comedy and Julia Stiles deserves a birthday party.